Showing posts with label ASTRO VIew. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ASTRO VIew. Show all posts

Thursday, August 4, 2011

You Deserve It Asstro!

Cut Back Time.

With everything costing us so much, we, like other 'smart' people, do what is necessary and effective.
In a household, many items are important such as food, electricity, necessities such as sundries and toilet rolls.
Then, the others are newspapers, internet and TV programmes.

We cut off the damn newspaper years ago because of it's lopsided reporting. It tells us what we should read, what we should see, what we should do and how we should think. Until lately, it began to tell lies. Blardy heck, you mean to tell me that I have to PAY money to read lies? Blardy fark!
I got choice. No need to read and no need to waste money.
I got internet.

Then the TV.
How come a MONOPOLISTIC company, given 20 frigging years of monopoly, still do not make enough money to survive? Happily boasting increased subscribers yet their programmes are repeated 'till kingdom come'? I am begining to see hairs on monkeys' balls (in HD) everytime the documentary repeats for almost a year. And now, it is some hippopotamus' balls! Even after paying an extra RM20 for HD, the shows are repeating itself.

Next.
Last month, they wrote us a letter seeking to 're-adjust programming' for our viewing pleasure.
Pleasure my Poot!.
Blardy fools, if you want to increase price just say so lah.
Don't write as if we have just landed on earth from another planet. They wanted RM4 increase.
Anandoholes, they say that due to high cost of operation, they want more money.
Bullshit! As if we were already not burdened with increased petrol cost, sugar,tax,fees,service charges,credit card tax, Indah Water 'throw-shit-away' fees, electricity, internet..................
They should have sacked all the deadwoods in their company to save cost. Starting at their stoopid Asstro Magazine that all of us cannot read nor understand. Waste paper also.

It looks like it is not only us that is feeling being 'put-into-cow-dung' by Asstro. Last week, six of our friends and relatives cancelled their subscription with the satellite service provider. They too were fedup. Bravo guys, way to go.
Moreover, TMNet's UNIFI is coming around the corner so we are looking forward to better internet speed AND watch TV at the same time. Cheaper also lah.

Back to our case.
When we received Asstro's lame duck letter, we not only disagree in giving in to their demand on the RM4.00 increase, we CUT BACK our package. Instead of paying RM110.95 a month, we now pay RM75.95/month. Ha!Ha!
They wanted an extra RM4.00 and we give them RM25.00 (+Rm4.00) less!!

Please take our warning Asstro, if we do not get anymore free (10 new channels in HD) within three months, we will cancel our membership entirely. You get nothing from us.
Of course we also get nothing from you (as if we are already getting something special )

All of us might as well fit an illegal satellite dish obtainable from East Malaysia, without paying blood sucking fees to you any more.

Just like our neighbour did.

You Sux Asstro. You suck big time.


Thursday, July 24, 2008

LAST DAY for ASSTRO

ASSTRO! Your Time With Us Is Up!!!
ADIOS!!!!

You have just lost a faithful Customer of many years ASSTRO!
I am now confirming Cancelling our subscription. Since our Kementrian Consumer called on us to be a "SMART CONSUMER" I suggest all those not really happy with it, to cancel it too. Do not let them take you for a ride anymore. Why suffer? Be Brave!!!! Do it!

Just take an honest look at yourself! Our habits are ruling us. After paying so much, what do we really get in return? Honestly, whenever we get to sit down and watch, we get nothing new but repeats,repeats and repeats! What do they take us for? Fools? They now want extra cash for the World of Olympics which we have been watching it on usual TV many times since we were kids. And now, they are asking for more payment.

We have been tolerant already for a year, hoping that things could get better but yearly, they reported making heavy profits for the shareholders. Plenty of money, Our money. With inflation shooting highest in 26 years, they should have sympatised with us but no.

Just look at the stupid Asstro View Magazine! On the July issue, I took out (cut off) the pages that do not relate to my package.
Just see how much is meant for us? As a senior citizen, the printing would cause us to go blind!
Also please see here
and here. And many other programming are not there too. They are asking us to go figure!
Ringtones!Ringtones!Ringtones are akin to Ah Long. Which old fart wants to use this? Unless he has a 'China Doll' to Shoik about! And they wanted to charge extra for the magazine later! What ever for? Go lah, get more advertisements from these Ring tone buggers! Shame on you Charmaynneinei!!!
This magazine is begining to look like those galaxy teeny boopers, monthlies but not a programme guide! Come on folks, let us have da balls to do it! Cancel yours today!!!!!!!

We are also NewsPaper free since 1st. June 2008. Saved so much already by cancelling the papers and Asstro, we can top-up full tanki of our little car for an extra 10 days!. You can Do it! Save NOW, Today. The Worst is yet to come!

Now thinking about trimming the handphone(s) bill. All three phones costs us RM500/month! And that would be RM6,000/year! The Croonies already so FAT liao!