Showing posts with label NFC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFC. Show all posts

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Robotic E-Book

Beeeeeep!
Can I read You Something Sir?

Wow! 2020 is already here.

In this Bolehland, there are plans to rear cows in Condos.
And cows eats highly toxic Jatropha leaves!
And cows jumps over the moon everyday.

Then, there is a very special robot.

They are programmed to read you anything you desire.

Once programmed and connected to your super-lightning speed UNIFLY,
the reader can read you Tolstoy's "War and Peace". It also can give you quotes from the
1,678 paged Bible excluding the 2,223 paged Bible Concordance so that, just by listening,
you would drop everything you are doing and get converted!!!
As if proselytising is that easy!

The latest model is solar battery powered to ensure no interruption take place.
Maraysia Boreh!

Friday, November 11, 2011

MOOOOoooooooooo!

It Is A MOOOoooooving Time!

Especially it is 11.11.11 today.

After Sex, it is all about homosexuality.

Now, it is about cattle feeding.
It is about Cows.

Then, it is about some folks looking for cows in a condominium,

Tough luck KJ, you have just fell into a deep hole. Now let us see how you gonna crawl out
of this one.

Again, it is back to cows.

Selangor Government takes up challenge. Bravo! A wise decision.

After all, let us see whose cow have been jumping over the Moon!


How will it end?
Just wait till the cows come home!