What DO You Want?

Spewing Shit

What is NOT lacking in our country these days is Politicians spewing racists comments and causing uneasiness amongst the populace.

Just what is this "SI MATA SEPET" all about?

Or this "SI BOTTOL" labelling all about?
You are all supposed to be 'educated' and matured leaders that is supposed to show good examples but chose to gutter speak instead.

Then again, why, their bosses still remain silent is anyones' guess.

Yes, please continue creating all these shit and see if the world cares. Foreign Investors certainly notices. Now we know why they are not coming here.

Here is an example of the biggest chibai mouth in the world!

That reminds me of the first picture of a rhinocerous having a bad case of Cirit Birit! (the runs)

To Cheer Up Your Monday Blues

Smart Arse?
Wow factor

A farmer named Lakbir Singh was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Bolehland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young Malay man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes,
Stylo RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
will you give me a calf?"

Lakbir looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his Cellcom RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite
to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo..
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry
and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the farmer and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Lakbir.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Lakbir says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a graduate from Oxford and a Member of Parliament for Umno," says Lakbir.

"Wow! That's correct," exclaims the yuppie with the customary Umno's Wow Factor, "But how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered Lakbir. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, and to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter you are, and you don't know a thing about cows. This is a herd of goats .
Now give me back my dog."
Ka!Ka!Ka!.........

(The above joke was sent to me by CSF/LSH via email this morning. All pictures by Google Images. Any resemblances to person/s dead or alive......are purely co-incidental......Ed.)

The World IS Watching!!!!

Dear Politicians

Please stop all the Mud Slinging and please stop talking Bull! We are getting fed-up already!

Just look at the 4-day traffic jams due to road blocks! Are we already in a Police-State? Just see and feel the helicopters hoovering around. Are all of you in the state of Panic?
Jobs and businesses have already incurred losses!

The entire World is watching us as we are hitting the headlines for da wrong reasons!
Please give us back some dignity (...if we still have some left....) and pride as Malaysians.

We have claimed so much FIRST'S and BEST'S such as (..formally..) Tallest Building, Biggest Airport, Tallest Tower, Best Super Multi Media Corridor, Best Airline, Best Car, World Class Port, Smart Schools, Smart Hospital, Smart MyKad, Smartest TAG (...that eats up the 9v battery faster than you can replace it....), Best Brand Telecommunication Company, Best LCCT airport, Best and Smart Public Transportation, Best Taxi, Smart Phone, Best Nasional Service....etc.

Talked the talk, but could not walk the walk! And now is like a limping arsehole.

Do anyone of you realise how far behind we are left, when it comes to the 'actual' World sense?

How come we are not included in the Worldwide launch of the iPhone but 75 other countries are in? How come Sony Playstation 3 are still not launched in Malaysia after 3 years? How come we in Malaysia still do not have HDTV whereas a small island somewhere in the frigid coldness of the North Atlantic called Faroe Islands have HDTV? How come so many International Airlines that lands in the new airports of Thailand, Singapore, HongKong, Beijing do not land here in KLIA?How come our Internet so-called Broadband's speed do not exceed 800kbps all the time (for most of us)?
And finally, how come Malaysia is going to be included with current countries like Botswana, Lesotho, Bolivia, Trinidad & Tobago, Swaziland (...not Switzerland...), and Namibia by Britian (UK)
that we NEED to apply for a VISA to visit their Country by end of this year? This is utterly Stupid!

Our politicians are causing the world to be so unsure about us. Looks like we are really going BACKWARDS (superfast) instead of looking forward. What we really need is SMART politicians to make the entire world feeling SAFE and happy about us Malaysians. Please Help Us, Heal Us and stop all the current stupidities immediately!


Maybe in due course, the only place we do not need a Visa is at the International Space Station in Outer Space!!!!!