A'rse Formosa

YOU SUXS BIG TIME!

A video is being circulated in the Internet World about how one of our rare Malaysian Tiger is being treated like a photo prop.

This pitiful tiger is being abused every minute by its handler (who looks like he knows shit about tigers) to pose for photographs. He uses his knees to knock its head, uses his damn hands to pull its whiskers and pinched his nose most probably to keep the tiger awake. Just watch at his face when the kind lady told him off! Geeze!

I would really have no pity on him if the tiger wakes up and rip him apart!

Hey suxheads at A'(arse) Formosa, please be educated enough.
The last time I read about you is a crocodile chomping off some golfer's hand! By the the way you suxheads, besides photos, have you not heard of VIDEOS? Just what is this "........ready?.... 1, 2, 3...ok?...) thinggy?
And to all those other ignorant dickheads who posed for photos.....f**k you too!

Please watch video here at you tube.

And do remember to pass it around quick, quick to show that we still have arseholes as 'bosses', managers, ministers.............! Minister of Perhilirtan, are you watching? You gave the lesen for them to keep the Cats?

And hey WWF, at your recent TX2 'double the number of Tigers' campaign, are we multiplying our tigers for shows like these? I am angry because I gave a donation.

Why can't you, WWF, do something to prevent such acts? You make alot of noise to us public and want donations from us only? Come on, please bare your teeth too.

I am so pissed off by by this!

By the way, Birdlife International just announced that a little duck (Grebe) from Madagascar is NOW officially extinct! Humans!

Just What da Hell is Wrong With Us?

Do You Know How Lucky We Are?

After reading the Asstro's May Issue, I came to realise just how lucky we Malaysians are.
Did you know that for just below US 100 dollars, we get to be entertained with 162 channels of
TV and Radio programmes 24 hours a day? 162 Channels! Freaking Awesome!
162 channels every minute....every seconds! Real one.
We are indeed spoilt for choice!
Can anyone, out there, tell me whether any other Country enjoys this?
Fuuuuyoh!

But then.........
Just whadda fcuk are all these (listed below) channels? I do not understand or enjoy any of them even if I try.....Fcuk!

Just what are these......
AsstroRia,Prima,Oasis,Zee,@15,ART,Citra,Warna,B4U,
RMA, Ceria,Awani,Vanavil,Vellithirai,BulBul,Makkal,Sun,
SunMusic, Chutti,AEC,AOD,JiaYu,WahLaiToi,Phoenix,
TVB8,XingHe, Wa,CTI,TVBS,Celestial,PhoenixMovies,
ShuangXing, XiaoTaiYang,HuaHeeDai,HwaTeowWine,
TingTingTongTong,CheowCheow,Hitz,Granada.......?

50 channels for AOD, 17 digital radio channels, 3 channels ABO, 3 channels ABO sports, 5HD channels,.....blah blah.

Still, many people buys pirated CDs, VCDs and DVDs! Many still downloads from the Internet!

Hey Gormen please HELP! We need Quality!
Not Quantity!

By the way, I heard that the (HSBB) High Speed Broadband also comes with IPTV too!
What? Another few hundred channels?
FCUK!

True Loyalty

HACHIKO A Dog's Story

With so much dishonesty and cheat on the political scene these days, a movie about true loyalty, undying love, trust and importantly...faith, have opened our eyes that these feelings still do exists. Yup, it is still there.........in our dogs!

Watched "Hachiko, A Dog's Story" acted by heart-throb Richard Gere is one show that is going to make your day in two ways. Wet and Dry.
Japanese Akita dogs are pure breds and are connected since 1000BC. They are fiercely loyal to their Feudal Masters and have a very perculiar behaviour. This movie shows how this Japanese pup lived his life in the USA and surprised everyone involved knowing him.
I love this show. I recommend this movie to everyone even to those who find them 'haram'.
It is all about true love, devotion, loyalty, trust, hope, strength and mainly faith in a short life on earth.
I think you can still find them at some VCD/DVD stores or for those who are in the 'know', I am sure you will find your way to see this lovely movie.

However, do be prepared with TWO! boxes of tissue papers!

Thank GAWD!

Good News are Hard to Come By These Days

It is raining since 5pm. It looked gloomy here in Klang.
Gloomier there in Sibu too.


Just heard the news.
Ahhhhhhh....!

FUHD

Thomas Cup Ok, Ok, we lost.
The players did their best.

Something is not very right here. Something.

Watched on Asstro's HD.
It SUCKS big time.
Just what kind of equipment are you using?
It SUCKS big time because we missed all the important moments!
No wonder the players also blur!!!
Maybe, they do NOT know how to use HD machines?
Editing?
Poor show Asstro! Ya, ya, we keep seeing all your apologies for poor video.

Just hope the World Cup go problem free!

Mat Rempits

They Are Best Found Under Lorries!

Law is Law, Is there another way around it? Law is made to protect people and from people who breaks them. Our Police is there to upkeep the Law and we, the law biding ones must support our Police for doing so.
Just look at the Mat Rempit thinggy.
It is getting out of control everywhere.
Do they even value their own lives? Just let the cops do their job and try not to blame them.

What do you call this? Is he going to be a grown up to shoulder responsibilities? A parent?Father to six to eight kids perhaps and to behave like this? Malu lah!

Yes, the cops are humans too just like you and me. We make mistakes. These blokes (and their parents) always claim innocence whenever bad things happens.
For this, the PDRM gets my support!

What Rubbish Is This, TESCO?

PURE SHIT!

Just three weeks ago, a main stream media reported about supermarket trolleys. Two pages were dedicated about the cleanliness and useage. As usual, customers were mainly blamed about how they have to be a responsible user and help to keep it neat.

There were also interviews with the usual blah, blah, blah on how they maintain it daily by washing and cleaning them. All the big hypermarkets claimed that they are "hollier than thou" and are Multinationals. These public-listed companies even behaved like 'angels'!
Shit I'd say! All Bullshit!

Why? In my many earlier (blog) postings, phone calls to the 'Corporate Headquarters' .....a million apologies were offered and promises were even assured about 'immediate' action would be taken. All pure blufferlogy! Bullshit!

This pictures were taken four hours ago at Setia Alam. A trolley full of SHIT! Baby SHIT! Nothing else!
This is really UN-HYGIENIC and disgusting.

Just imagine, that on a "No Plastic Bag Day", all your fresh vegetables sits on this kind of dirty trolleys!

Just where the hell are you, Kementrian Kesehatan? Kementrian Perdagangan?

Fcuk you TESCO! Shame on you.
I did speak to you personally about this issue SIX months ago and you did nothing! I am going to protect my family's health by boycotting your hypermarket until you come out with a formal apology and a solid action.

We are very concerned about our health damn it!

Pokais not allowed

Island ONLY for the Rich?


Just what da fcuk is going on with our present gormen?

Not only on our new super high speed broadband which is EXCLUSIVELY reserved for the RICH and FAMOUS and also only in areas where the RICH and FAMOUS stays & work to make more money!

Now some 'dumbwit' Big (Rich & Famous) Chief Minister want to make Pulau Redang ONLY for the RICH and Famous. Why? Because the middle class and the *pokais are known (to them only) to dirty and pollute the place. Fcuk you, chief brainless minister!

Therefore, ONLY the rich and famous can visit the island in future. So what would that mean? Simple, shoot on sight any pokais arriving the island who cannot afford to pay RM1,600/per room/night,... is zit? Fcuk you gormen. Pls do not treat us middle class and pokais as dirt. We also pay taxes you know?

This appeared on the headlines on today's STAR papers here.

Is there any other way than to come out with such stupid 'limp-pricked' idea especially from arrogant bigshot (it seem that we have so much of that lately..!)?

Why can't they think of improving and building facilities to handle the sewerage and rubbish problems just like the other 'World Class' island resorts worldwide?


I also believe that under International Law, every living things have a certain rights to enjoy what nature provides such as mountains, waterfalls, hotsprings, rivers, beaches and islands.

It is NOT exclusively for the RICH and FAMOUS.
Many hotsprings are already 'hijacked' this way. You mean to tell me that all middle class folks and poor people are mainly responsible for dirtying and polluting the place?

But I have personally seen people riding in Harriers, BMW, Benzes spitting and throwing rubbish out of their cars! Ptui!!!

Please do not force many poor people to rethink the 'storming of the Bastille'.......!

Please STOP all such 'cock talking' and use what ever brains you may have, chief minister!
You call these 'clever thinking' ? Poohbuh! Now, where the fcuk we poor people can go for our holidays?

( *Pokai...folks that are not cash rich, poor people)
All images from Google

Samee Valoo Department

"Just Don't Know What To Do With Him"

Muahahahahaha!
Just read this and fell off my chair!
It was reported that"......He stick out like a fish bone in the throat and we just do not know what to do with him!".... fuyoh! This is really one 'hot potato(e)!

He may also have said "...I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself!"... lah! But I like the version sung by Dusty Springfield posted on YouTube here.

April Fool's Joke of the Year!

TALK COCK!

Please don't talk Cock!

(Now repeat after me...three times)

Please don't talk Cock,
Please don't talk Cuck,
Please don't talk Cuckooo!!!!

Bloody damn April's fool!

Licensed To Grill

GRILLED MALAYSIAN STYLE!

Whenever Robert Rainford appears on his show, we are all mesmerized by his suave-style of BBQ-ing making every grill looks easy and superb.

This time, he was grilled ala Malaysian style!

According to a report here, Robert was very dissapointed to eat his cooking 90 minutes late. No thanks to the inconsiderate VIP who, typical of all low life such as this big shot, cooled Robert's hot grill.
Moreover, the King of Grill complained that Malaysian meat "is too small and to his liking"!

Besides understanding English, all six Chefs (not one, mind you) went missing and most probably did not understand Canadian as well!
Just why are we getting into the headlines for the wrong reasons?

PoohBuh!!

* picture from Google images

Broadband IFs & BUTs

Horse Shit Big Bluff-er

After all that HooHaa launch about our super High Speed Broad Band, many are feeling cheated already!
The newspapers reported here.

There are so many if and buts and conditions so tight that one wonders if it is going to "attract that many foreign investments" at all. It also look like all da buggers running the show are wishy washy and flipping flopping in their terms and conditions.

The latest was that they are NOT capping the useage afterall! This was because da public went crazy! Does that mean that if we make anymore noise, they would reduce the price too? The contract says one have to pay RM5,976.00 for a two year minimum (20Mbps package).

It seemed also that the earlier condition stated that the useage cap for the 5Mbps package would be at 60GB of data per month! Holyshit! And... it would also be based on a daily basis! NoShit! and it would means that it would be a measly 1.85GB a day!!!! BigShit! Just how much data CAN be uploaded/downloaded if one is involved in HD film production (legal) business? A 25 minute full HD clip at 1080i is already at 6.8GB!

It seemed that this is costlier than Sinkapore!!!! On top of that, it EXCLUDES the IPTV cost too!
This is a multi BILLION Ringgit project for the Rakyat and it looks like da fellows are not sure how much to really charge us!

Come on lah, gormen, why all this high costs if this is supposed to UNIFY all of us?

Ali BaBa and da 40 thieves also said: ZamZamAlakaZaM!!!!!

Puuurah!