Sunday, November 20, 2011

Robotic E-Book

Can I read You Something Sir?

Wow! 2020 is already here.

In this Bolehland, there are plans to rear cows in Condos.
And cows eats highly toxic Jatropha leaves!
And cows jumps over the moon everyday.

Then, there is a very special robot.

They are programmed to read you anything you desire.

Once programmed and connected to your super-lightning speed UNIFLY,
the reader can read you Tolstoy's "War and Peace". It also can give you quotes from the
1,678 paged Bible excluding the 2,223 paged Bible Concordance so that, just by listening,
you would drop everything you are doing and get converted!!!
As if proselytising is that easy!

The latest model is solar battery powered to ensure no interruption take place.
Maraysia Boreh!

Friday, November 11, 2011


It Is A MOOOoooooving Time!

Especially it is 11.11.11 today.

After Sex, it is all about homosexuality.

Now, it is about cattle feeding.
It is about Cows.

Then, it is about some folks looking for cows in a condominium,

Tough luck KJ, you have just fell into a deep hole. Now let us see how you gonna crawl out
of this one.

Again, it is back to cows.

Selangor Government takes up challenge. Bravo! A wise decision.

After all, let us see whose cow have been jumping over the Moon!

How will it end?
Just wait till the cows come home!

Friday, November 4, 2011


The Dead Comes Alive and Stinking.

For the last two weeks, reports in the press causes one to smell rotting flesh.

The dead, near dead or those left to die and rot, began showing some signs of movement. As if one did not get the full effect of crap while they were alive, the words came out of their mouth stinks[again] to high heaven!

The taste and smell of salted fish is usually, passionately, acquired to some degree, but these niahmas' breath is a mixture between 'stinko' and 'dunggu'. This composting bloke murmured something about......human rights...! What a dung!

As the Cantonese says " Harm Yee Farn Sarng " literary meant 'even a salted and preserved fish comes alive' It is akin to a packed-dead and dried-fish now swimming alive in a fresh fish tank with air pumps in a hypermarket!

Some who came alive and out of the closet have begun showing us how lucrative Cow Farming is and may be contributing to a book called "Cow Farming for Dummies".

Strangely, equally puzzling to science, how can one exponentially increase 3,000++ head of cattle to 60,000 heads of full grown Cows (not calves, mind you) in 3 years!!
The 'england' is also not clear in defining "Feedlot" or "Feed-a-lot"
Are we missing something?

By the way, did you know that a food dish called "Bombay Duck" is actually salted fish served with chilli paste?

Then, it would be equally interesting to write a book called "Salted-Fish farming in Malaysia 101" !! It beats interesting hotdog made in Malaysia.