Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Get Rid of Monkeys!

Pondering Psychology
If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana
on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before
long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result ... all the other
monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another monkey tries
to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put the cold water away.

Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.
The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs.To his shock,
all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack,
he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

 Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part
in the punishment...... with enthusiasm, because he is now part of the "team".

Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the fourth, then
the fifth.  Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked.

Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to
climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of
the newest monkey.

Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will
try to climb the stairway for the banana.

Why, you ask? Because in their minds...that is the way it has always been!

This, my friends, is how Parliament operates... and this is why,  from time to time:
ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.


What are you waiting for.... vote all the Monkeys out from parliament at the same time 
in the next General Election or By-Election....................

Ha!Ha!





Thursday, August 23, 2012

Show Me The Money!!!!

There Is Money In Garbage.

Caught with my HD Spycam, a garbage collector found a purse loaded with cash. I co-incidentally shot this video as a test and end up striking a rare shot. Well, technically, he did not steal the money but it came to him on top of his truck in a huge pile of garbage. He should, at least, find a way to return it. Honesty huh?

This lucky bloke sure got an extra duit Raya.

My gripe here is with MPK (Majlis Perbandaran Klang) or our town council, because of the way these contractors are doing their job unprofessionally and is a health hazard. Just look at the truck itself. Is this the proper way to do this? What happened to the enclosed trucks with hydraulic compactors and with liquid catchment traps? We pay our taxes too and I believe it covers proper garbage collection.
It is getting frustrating everyday to witness just how our government is losing touch with all that claims of success and promises so called 'delivered'!
 As I blog this, I can even smell the foulness of the drippings and this could cause some health problems. You see, the children playground is nearby and kids, being a holiday season, would be walking over these rotting liquid.



Malaysia  sure Boleh!!

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Swarovski's New Scopes

Swarovski Optics Austria announces new line of their spotting scopes.
It is modular, it has zoom functions and the new model, the 95mm is what we call, re-inventing the telescopes! With its world's famous High Definition glasses, it would be exciting to read its review when it launches in England on the 17th. August, 2012.

This hot news  came in 16 hours ago and you can read a report from Birdwatching UK. here.
Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Rest In Peace Sabrina

Sabrina Yeap, the founder of Furry Friends Farm in Kundang has passed away today.
She spent most of her life saving stray dogs and cats and made the headlines when the Pulau Ketam fiasco came about. The authorities gave Sabrina and her rescue team difficult moments when the news broke out that close to 400 rounded-up dogs were 'thrown' away into a tidal swamp where all of them died a slow & horrible death. I was part of the rescue team and witnessed the horror.
Sabrina, the Lord knows of your kind deeds and love for animals. May you Rest In Peace. You have been an angel for all those strays who have suffered and it was you who showered them with love and kindness.

Please view some video clips on the Pulau Ketam Dogs Rescue and press reports.

1) Swamp Dogs Rescue (Video) here

2) Saving Grace (Video) here

3) Saving Grace Part 2 - At the Vet. (Video) here

4) The Rescue team.

5) Animal Welfare Association Malaysia 

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Praises for MCA

It was reported that.....
"A newly wedded couple praises MaC for their sex life.
Ah Lian, aged 23 said that after reading the recent news on the papers, she felt that her life is very satisfied and have improved her sexually. This was echoed by Ah Beng, her 20 year old husband and added that both of them are having good sex in bed. He added that Boss Jr. of 'you-know-who' have succeeded in arguing about the 'kueh-talam' case and have impressed both of them about their future.
Unlike a similar case in Kelantan where a couple blames their divorce on PAS for favouring another race,(please see here for details), this newly weds are so full of praises that they experience multiple orgasm everytime they are in bed. She fantasises about Sor Hai Lek as she claimed him to be handsome, and very macho.
They now plans for record their romp on DVD so as to encourage other couples to share and experience their good time."

KNCB!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Why Bitch about?

Ok, we are all pissed off about a Minister saying this, and another MP doing that. This cannot and that cannot.
ok ok ok. Then, just what the hell can you or I do about it? Millions and Billions of Ringgit disappears or go down the drain, yet newer cases surfaces. Wtf?
Why don't we just sit down and use our shitty brains to think deeply why all these continues. No need to go that far. Just think back. Just ask your brother, sister, cousin, nephew, niece, grandpa, grandma, uncles..blah..blah..why these assholes continue to plunder and blunder thus making our lives so suckingly SUXs!!!

Did they vote the last time?
Were they registered voters?
Did they care? I was shockingly amazed that many did not care to vote.
Their stupid reasons were:-

i) No time to vote
ii) Not interested in politics
iii) No difference as my one vote don't count.
iv) Don't like the candidate of the area.
v) Not bothered

Not bothered? Let me tell you friend, you may have kids (or going to have kids) and their life is going to SUX big time. You, their parent may have already condemned their lives to hell and they may end up being maids, dvd sellers, mandarin orange sellers, washing hairs, selling dried pork meat, bouncers for ah longs....
Put down your blardy smart phone and think real hard....

Welcome to reality!
Stop bitching about. Blardy fark!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Fancy Me?

A new foodie joint has open in Klang today.
It is called Fancy Mee, a Pan Mee outlet located in Setia Alam. Although Klang is famous for its Mee Hun Ker (Meen Fun Koh), we are so familiar with the soup version (original) a variety from Jalan Batu, (KL) Kuala Lumpur, is the dry, version and have been available in Kota Damansara and PJ.
My earlier blog (and video) refers.
We also like the dry version which is a welcome choice when you like dry chillis to 'oomph' up your afternoon.
Fancy Mee is opened from 11am till 8pm daily and closes on Monday.
Please watch the video for the address and GPS co-ords.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Ayam, Kambing, Beg





AYAM, KAMBING, BEG....[in the Malay Language]
I AM COMING BACK!!!!! (Chicken, Goat and a Bag)

Get ready to rock and join us to do some birds talking or talking cock. I have been too quiet for too long and aching to shoot some cock who have been a kinda asshole lately.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Da Book!

The Unofficial Quintessential Guide to The Panasonic Lumix DMC- GH2

Whoopie! Got my book ordered directly from Amazon . com.
Understanding my GH2 now, got better. As all of us know how great this camera is, this book gave clearer explaination on its features which some was never known to exists!!! No thanks to Panasonic's original Instruction Manual which is in dull black and white, monotonous explainations , cheap printing....small sized fonts....
This 271 paged book is in full color, is a must-have for all GH2 owners. I strongly suggest to Panasonic that they give this book away free of charge (replace the manual) so that people would love their camera more deeply.

Go get this book (USD 29.95) by Brian Matsumoto and Carol F. Roullard  ISBN: 978-1-933952-89-5. It is worth every sen of it. I am not sure if it is available at the local book stores here in Malaysia yet.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Manakin Bird

Another view of the Moonwalking Bird

An update of a blog I've posted 2 years ago.

It is the Red-capped Manakin Bird of Latin America. Its scientific name is Pipra mentalis
With a special high speed HD camera, researcher Kim Bostwick from KPBS,(Public Broadcasting Services, USA) updates us on newer findings.

A part of a clip from the KPBS's new HD video "Deep Jungle-New Frontiers" can be seen here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI_quJRRGxk

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Learn a Word a Day

Today's Word is 'TUTU'!

WTF..... are Malaysians going to?
Looking at Tutus are now banned and are sinful?
Here, look at some and see if would be tempted to drool, become a sex maniac, go on a high, dirty ideas running through your otak and feels like sinning?
Come on, be matured lah! Why so childish!





Stop the driver, ..........................we are all going nuts!!!!!!!!!!!



FYi.....According to dictionaries, it is meant:-

a) a short projecting skirt worn by ballerinas [Merriam Webster]

b) From [Cambridge Dictionary]

Definition

a very short skirt made of many layers of very thin stiff material, which is worn by female ballet dancers
c) From [Oxford Dictionary]: noun
  • a female ballet dancer’s costume consisting of a bodice and an attached skirt incorporating numerous layers of fabric, this being either short and stiff and projecting horizontally from the waist (the classical tutu) or long, soft, and bell-shaped (the romantic tutu).

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Good Riddance!

Today is a good day.
Very good indeed.

We got to do the things we have always wanted to do.

We got rid of Streamyx.


We also got rid of Astro.


Both combined cost us RM 299.00 per month. We now only pay half that amount but surf the net and watch stream TV at 18 times the speed. My upload to youtube (HD) is 20 times faster!!

Ok, maybe Assthrow have more HD contents but so what? On repeats, repeats and repeats?

The new TV show called "Smash" which is a talk about would not be shown here in HD. It would be on Diva which is not on HD. I am still puzzled as to why are we not getting new shows on HD when 99.999% sales of new flat panel TVs are all in HD?
Must we pay extra for HD?
Aren't everyone is entitled to get it in HD?

Anyway, welcome.