Countless numbers of the above joke have been made continuously and this time, we have our version. (modified from da original of course)
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cras.....<<*&^^^^^>>>#.............reboot....!>
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: Chicken shall not 'shit' while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.
LEE KUAN YEW: We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.
AHMARD ISKMAIL: These Chinese Chickens should not be allowed to cross the road. Let them Squat there and squawk all they can.
SAME-A-VALUE: Aisehman, No! Cannot cross! Must pay toll first or else go top-up MyKad !
NAZIP RAZAK: What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia.
HISHAMUDKIN: Did you see what am I holding? If any of them crosses the road, I will make rendang out of them!!!!
ABDULLAR BEDAWI: We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens.
We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
SAYED HIMAD: Let them cross. This is an internal issue. Other countries must respect of our country's law and not to interfere.
MAHITHIR:Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard 'apa nama' bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!
MAXIPUSS OINKILI: This is surely an evil plot by PKR to let 29 of them cross the road. They then can snatch power!
ANWAR:We have enough chickens waiting to cross over next week. 
TIONG KING SINK: To prevent them from crossing, I just took 50 of them on a jet plane for a study trip to Alishan Mountains this morning.
SHAHRIR: All foreign chickens are welcome into Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.
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