Real Tea Time in Klang

SCONES! FRESH SCONES!!!!!!

Puked so much crap 'out' due to what happened in the Parliament House and that Kinabatangan Proboscis ape's now famous 'Johnson's Clap', I missed Breakfast, Lunch but Tea.



Luckily wifey made her famous "Ye Ole English Scones". Yuuummmy!....Smack! Her 100% 'organic' secret receipe includes oats, Granny Smiths, raisins and is Trans Fat free.
It also comes along with two popular varieties of Fortnum and Mason's jam! One is "Old English Hunt -Orange Marmalade" and "Wild Orange -Medium Cut Marmalade" (wowie! "real wild orange!")

Here can get meh? Nah, it was bought in from Piccadilly, UK, hand-carried, air-flown, hand-carried again & car-driven up to Klang!


Tea, not coffee? Ya, sometime besides da famous Hai Peng coffee, we drink only single-original tea from Dilmah, Sri Lanka! Wah better than most 5star tea house! Sure lah!
Hungry already?

JeeeeeZ! A Liar!!!!!!!!

Why You Bluffing Wan????


This morning, I read "The Sun" news papers and saw an MP explaining about his version of a hand excersise saying that it was not a vulgar hand sign.
Just now, I saw the video clip!!!

Now guys and gals, raise up your two hands and did what brudder 'Dung Mokka' did. First, place your left palm over the right palm. Hold it there and slowly raise it up till 10 inches. Then suddenly, slap it shut quickly. See, so easy!

Now, do that all over again and do it fast!fast!. See, who said it was a bad sign?

Cannot get it?

Then go here to see how brudder 'Dung Mokka' did it here

Blardy LIAR!!!!!! Our Parliament House has gone to da Apes!!!!

ZZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

WE ARE IN TROUBLE!

Our PM says Bloggers tell lies and affect our unity.

I hope our photographs here do not cause any national disunity and cause trouble.

This picture was just taken one hour ago in Klang Parade, Klang. Just last week, a goldsmith got robbed and I just cannot believe that this goldsmith is so relaxed. So relaxed that their Fully-Armed-Security Guard fell asleep at his job!! In full view of so many customers outside Giant Hypermarket.



Mouth fully opened-wide, that a fly could just pop in!!!
Snoooore!!!!!!! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

Super Duper Heroes

"Heroes Die Once and Cowards Die Many Times!"

So, Which Hero Are You, Sami?

It was reported on public television about Sami cussing his former Youth Chief two nites ago. He cursed that cowards like Vicknes die many times and 'Heroes' like himself die only one time. I puked! This shows the childishness of Malaysian Politics and it is this kind of talk that is making a mockery out of the entire Political Arena.

So which one are you, Sam? (choose one only unless you want to die many time too. Ha!Ha!...)
Batman,Superman,Phantom,Hulk,CatWoman,Robin,Spiderman,Fly,WonderWomen,

GreenHornet,AtomAnt,Doraemon,Electra,Popeye,LukeSkywalker,CaptKirk,Xxray,

Cicakman,Ironman,DarkNight,XMan,Wolverine,Transformer,SilverSurfer,FanstaticFour,

Hellboy, Ultraman,Godzilla,KingKong,Barbie,GIJoe,PeterPan,Capt.Hook,Zorro,RobibHood,

WonderBoy,ScoobyDoo,Capt.Flea,Capt.Lice,AtomRingWorm,Capt.Kutu....Duh!

It's Back!

MALAYSIA TODAY IS BACK!

It is on a different server.
Log on to http://202.75.62.194

17:35:00 Monday,7th.July,2008

You Gotta Be Kidding!!!!!

AMBER COUR at Genting Highlands

Amber what?

Went up to Genting Highlands for some photo shoot and found that a friend and his family was up there too. They were staying at the Amber Court. Regretably, my gullible friend was into this "Time Sharing... thinggy" and this is the sharing resort. Arrived at the place and was SHOCKED !!!
What kindda place is this? The sky was already covered with heavy mist and strong winds. When the mist cleared, this is what we saw!!! It do looks creepy!!! It could even be haunted!!! Just look at the signage. It became Amber Cour.
Is this a Joke? Just what kind of building is this? Da road is full of potholes! What kind of maintenence are they keeping? Is this building safe? A blogger's view here said it all since October 2007.

Go do a quick search in Google and you are going to be 'pengsan' too by the claim that this is a FOUR star resort (of the weirdest kind!). Also just look at ALL da claims made by those tour promoters and see their photos!!!!

A FOUR STAR resort? Whose Star? Malaysian Standard? Malaysia Boleh!!!!!

Nah! We did not go in. We were really frightened that this builing would collapse on us. For honesty sake, please stop promoting this so called "resort" until maintenence is done. We did visit this building almost 8 years ago and also saw some other buildings totally abandoned. One is called "Billion" something!!! Yeah "B" is for Billion!


On the way out, we were stopped by a 'burly foreign sounding/ looking' guard. He proudly showed us a snake, yes it was a live frigging SNAKE!!!!!!! He asked us to take a picture of the snake. Maybe for security purposes I supposed, since the guard outpost on the main entrance is also abandoned!
We begged him not to harm the snake and to release it back to the wild after taking the picture. Yes he did and we were very relieved! Does anyone out there knows what kind of snake is this?Honestly, I am not a snake person but I was really thinking about our favourite Raptor, the Crested Serpent Eagle (our mascot). This could be his meal!!
A Four Star Resort up in da Mountains and with live snake in da hotel?? Ha!Ha! Malaysia Boleh! I am so damn 'malu-ed' already!

A short trip out of town

KUALA SELANGOR

To chill out after a tiring 2 days trying to get the hacked blogsites back on, we took a drive up the coast. Took some nice pictures of some birds (the feathered kind), had their famous sea food and explored a swamp!

Lovely Birds: (Below): A Grey Heron (Ardea cinerea) (Below): A Little Heron (Butorides striatus)
(Below): A Grey Heron (Ardea cinerea)
( Below): A White-throated Kingfisher (Halcyon smyrnensis)
(Below): A White-collared Kingfisher ( Halcyon chloris)
And (below): Our favourite Raptor, our Mascot the Crested Serpent Eagle (Spilornis cheela)

TheFood! TheFood!

The picture above is a newly added (seasonal) dish of dried fried jelly fish! (hokk..Thay)
(Above) This is their ever popular fried bee hoon (rice noodle) with CRABS!!!!

(Above) Steamed fresh scallops with white rice wine! Ya....Yummy!

(Below) A swimming small Garfish (Ikan Todak)on the surface of the water.

The weather was bright and sunny at first until a storm set in.


Below: A telephoto shot of a kelong with Pulau Angsa in the background.
(Below) Nipah fruit. (Hokk...Atap Chee) of the Nipah Palm at the swamp.

FIRE STATION! (Below) One of the smallest Fire Brigade station I have ever seen. A obsolete Proton Arena and it looks like an old truck used to carry fish!!!
This is their Balai Bomba set up by their small community! Where are the Gormen? What do the Gormen do with their contribution to all their Tax (Cukai) Collections yearly? Poor Folks!!

The X Files

IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING!

The new X Files movie, "The X Files: I Want To Believe" (2008) is coming.
You can view the trailer at: http://www.xfiles.com/

Due to recent and on going reports in the local newspapers, the Director and Producer of this movie Chriss Carter and Tom Spotlight may be interested to make a sequel of this famous TV series, a part 3, The Malaysian Mysteries.

He also added that he could include the famous disappearing Lighthouse in Johore, a disputed and a strange C4 explosion here in Shah Alam , an island full of bananas and also with another lighthouse is about to disappear, also included would be the strangely mutated 'kataks' and monyets in the Parliament and finally, the recent revival of an active interest in the rear part of the human anatomy.

Mr Carter also whispered about some strange talking DUST and wish to investigate. He added "I want to believe. This is good. Life IS good".

It all started when the newspapers reported 2 weeks ago, that someone in "Snail River" up North of our country, said that he is just a DUST! He did it sarcastically, when replying to his ex-Boss."I am just Dust!"
Due to the recent General Elections on March 8, this person from "Snail River" got kicked left, right and centre! We thought he 'cabutted' deep into a cave as his hidey hole. But he still come out to blabber rubbish! " I am just Dust!" he yelled.

Yah, dust just do not talk. What do you think? This is why the entire team want to come over here to investigate.
The leading stars, David Anchovy and Gorilla Anderson would also be here for the launch of this new Movie in KL. After that, they would be proceeding up North to investigate the "Talking Dust"
At the moment, a forensic team from Museum Negara, Kedah branch and a team of 'experts' from the Technical University of Snail River (Maikkar) are there deep into the cave where the talking dust is. It was reported that this pile of dust just kept on mumbling (although at a lower volume now)"I am just DUST! I am just DUST!" It should be because this pile of dust gets drier everyday. An earlier sample of the dust collected for testing turns out to be crap.

It was a large pile of cow shit!

Very large pile indeed and it can talk!

Then all of the sudden, the mumbling stopped. It was because a member of the investigating team picked up a document at the side of that pile of shit. It was an outdated issue of the "Rolling Batu" magazine. Mmmm ......Velli Sex-citing .....! Velli! Velli! Sammi Velli! .......Wah Korh!!!!

Now we know why it speaks! For that, the official date of the movie launch would be on July 32nd, 2008.

Hello

BIRDS TALKING: DESTROYED and GONE!!!

Hi all,

This is the replacement for our Blogsite "Birds Talking" which have mysterously been hacked and disappeared along with two of our other blogsites such as Orchidaceae Malaysiana and Li Chien Shih Tzus.

My advice to all dear friends is not to have the same password for all your other blogs like what I was doing while trying to update and change its code last Friday. Even for a short while.

All contents for the blogs have been destroyed and kaput! Even the Great Person up there could not help me!!!! That's sad. All the hard work's gone. 2 years of it.

I even cannot use the old name "Birds Talking" anymore as Google forbids it. To the dear 'Hacker'........UP YOURS!!!!

Anyway, this is a test post as it is going to be hard work starting up again. It takes time.
Thanks for your patience and support.

Cheers and Regards