Sunday, May 31, 2009

A lighter side of.....

A Duck Hunter.

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshots.'

'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.

'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.'

'Oh well, I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your sister a plastic surgeon?'

'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'She's a flute player in the local symphony, and she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye.'

Thanks Bayi for the joke at Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin


Anonymous said...

Donald, I was just at Pam's site and read about it from a comment Kuning IS Back!! I am soooo soooo happy but I do not know whether to believe it or not! So can you clarify the news and perhaps double confirm the happy event!
I am keeping my fingers cross!
Mrs Tham

Nikki, the Pug said...

I SMSed rescue secretariat. They have no news of Kuning but will check it out.

Anonymous said...

Well, Nikki asap when you get the correct info from FFF, pls post at the comments coz everyone is so happy at the news even myself but I do not know the truth to the claim as Pam herself or Donald didn't post the news. Well I guess regarding something like the return of Kuning, Pam/Donald/Tv should know of it firsthand if Kuning is said to be found. I just want to be sure.

Nikki, the Pug said...

Just got confirmation that Kuning is back with his owner. Isn't it wonderful? Now, Kuning can play his lead role again.

And, I really hope Grace is better by now too.

Anonymous said...

Really, Kuning is back?? Can't stop thinking of him and his lead role in the rescue glad to hear he is back...may god bless him!!

Hong Yee

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